that Mongolian BBQ really gave me the ring sting
Bernie Sanders: [drinking straight from a tap in a maple tree] yo this syrup is dummy thicc
*This message brought to you by the Vermont Tourism Board*
Fuck you pay me
remember to take off your "i voted sticker" before going into the polls to vote again!
TFW it’s big
My best performing toot is the one where I discussed my job at the dick-sucking factory smh
All I could think about today was Joanne the Scammer taking a hit off her ex-boyfriend’s blunt and smirking as she admonished him saying, “This shit isn’t even loud.”
RT @GoogleWalkout@twitter.com: We, Google employees and contractors, will walkout on November 1 at 11:10am to demand these five real changes. #googlewalkout
Another day, another dollar. I love my job at the dick-sucking factory.
Almost lost my $70 a pill HIV med down the drain. I screamed like a banshee.
Gandalf the Ghey
please stop boosting your shit 2 hours after you posted it. if i liked it the first time i saw it i would have faved
React, Rails, and the degradation of the developer experience
The web development field is a mess. Tutorials only 6 months old are out of date. I'm dependent on stac
“Are you wearing the Cha...”
“Chanel bags under my eyes? Yea. I am.”
Sorry my tweets are too spicy for you idiots.
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