Need to find a place in Missoula that will trim the hair in the crack of my ass
Still negotiating my bed or the day
Pet peeve: while waiting for a dick to suck at my local adult bookstore, guys who strike up a conversation and won’t stop cockblocking. They are figuratively knocking potential cocks from my mouth.
Dubious about this guy on Grindr whose profile name is “Regular guy” 🤔
When they say “masc” do they mean guys who don’t use hair gel?
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@gayhobbes Thank you for always liking my toot replies even when they don’t deserve it.
Here a toot, there a toot, everywhere a toot toot
What happened to bofa?
I wish siri would stop autocorrecting gooch to pooch
What’s this hear about the bofa.lol instance being cancelled?
following the same 2 people on 18 different instances
Y'all ever just think about girls and you're like, "woah."
My new name on here will now be Brett “I like beer” Kavenaugh
I cackled out loud at Fahrenheit 11/9 when they cut to people sobbing in the Javits Convention Center on 11/8
I feel really good about my new plan of delaying all the work I need to do until tomorrow.