roy @northdig@toot.lu

Need to find a place in Missoula that will trim the hair in the crack of my ass

Still negotiating my bed or the day

Pet peeve: while waiting for a dick to suck at my local adult bookstore, guys who strike up a conversation and won’t stop cockblocking. They are figuratively knocking potential cocks from my mouth.

Dubious about this guy on Grindr whose profile name is “Regular guy” 🤔

When they say “masc” do they mean guys who don’t use hair gel?

[Picture of my ass]

@gayhobbes Thank you for always liking my toot replies even when they don’t deserve it.

Here a toot, there a toot, everywhere a toot toot

What happened to bofa?

I wish siri would stop autocorrecting gooch to pooch

What’s this hear about the bofa.lol instance being cancelled?

Eat

My

Ass

My new name on here will now be Brett “I like beer” Kavenaugh

I cackled out loud at Fahrenheit 11/9 when they cut to people sobbing in the Javits Convention Center on 11/8

I feel really good about my new plan of delaying all the work I need to do until tomorrow.